阿灿（廖伟雄饰）与肥则(郑则士饰)一对活贝警界立下不丰功伟绩。但每次都是乌龙百出，草草草错有错着之下破案的，草草草一次因涉嫌收藏大陆的非法人蛇，俩人同被革除职务。二人于无意中得悉一名叫契爷的黑社会头子，掳去一富翁的小孙，但俩人是被革退的警员，又怎样去处理或能否扑灭契的犯罪集团呢！肥则为了娶阿芳（郑丽芳饰）为妻，收留了从大陆偷渡过来的大姨妈及其女阿珍（阮佩玲饰）。阿灿爱上了贤淑可爱的阿珍，两人很快堕入爱河。另一方面，犯罪集团主脑契爷（罗烈饰）及得力女助手阿JOE策划一桩勒索案，但取赎金时险比警方捉拿。无计可施时，契爷捉走阿珍及阿芳来威胁阿灿及肥则替他们取赎金，并在他们身上装了一遥控计时炸弹…
金震彪
回复 :Jamez Bond is the lead character in Spoof, a frustrated one, since he's not able to figure out a way to complete his famous sentence My name is..., before getting shot. Yep, this is the news finally, after 50 years, the gun in the gun-barrel sequence shoots our hero and several other challenges will arise, till the sky-fall... Leatherfaze from the Texas Chainzaw Mazzacre and the Alfraid Hitchcock silhouette, from the TV show will face no lesser complications in trying to turn a chainsaw on and in overcoming common fears, because the Master of Suspence will appear to be surprisingly more fearful than the victims in his movies... But he's in good company, since an animated Inspector Clouzeau, from The Pink Panfher's saga title sequence, won't prove to be brave enough in fighting a pink panther that's much wilder than we used to know... Rochy Balboa will show the other characters what it takes to fight your inner enemies, in Rochy vs Ranbo, but won't be prepared for an unexpected ...
唐晓诗
回复 :影片中被称作“黑色闪电”的车是一辆伏尔加（Volga）跑车，是当年苏联GAZ公司的顶级汽车品牌，曾经作为俄罗斯官员御驾。莫斯科大学的学生Dima（吉里格力·多布金 Grigoriy Dobrygin 饰）的梦想就是拥有一辆好车，然后和漂亮的女同学Nastya（叶卡捷琳 娜·维柯娃 Ekaterina Vilkova 饰）约会。生日那天，他收到了父亲的生日礼物—一辆老牌的“Volga21”。偶然的机会下，他发现这是一辆会飞的车子。他的生活从此不再平静，依靠这辆会飞的车子，他赚到了前所未有多的钱。他在拥堵的莫斯科城上空盘旋。但好景不长，灾难从天而降，Dima不得不肩负起重担。从此，莫斯科上空出现了“黑色闪电”，一位随时向市民伸出援手的无所畏惧的英雄......
回复 :香港最近出现了一个变态杀手，他专门针对年轻的单身女性，在午夜用她们脚穿的白色渔网袜将其残忍杀害。警方追查多日而一无所获，一时搞得人心惶惶。猛龙探长的女友西西（张艾嘉 饰）是电台的女主播，为了尽快破案缉拿真凶，猛龙探长（郑则士 饰）决定利用女友将凶徒引出来。当他们布下了天罗地网等待凶徒出现时，等来的却是一名对西西一片痴心的男听众。众人都垂头丧气放弃行动时，真正的凶手正藏在暗处，紧紧的盯着西西……
