清朝初期，吃吃康熙皇帝尚且年少，吃吃奸臣从中控制政权，民不聊生。“天地会”是一个推翻清朝的民间组织。“天地会”首领陈近南（刘松仁 饰）在一次行动中幸得韦小宝（周星驰 饰）相救，小宝就此加入天地会，被派到王宫当卧底，偷取藏有清朝秘密的四十二章经。聪明机灵的小宝很快便成为了皇上的心腹，做了大官。小宝陷入了两难的状态，他既要执行任务却又跟皇帝成为了好朋友。就在小宝想要逃走之际，师父陈近南也找到了他，并派人监视他回到王宫。不久，小宝便受到了鳌拜同盟以及假太后的追杀，与天地会的人大战起来。
回复 :他们想一夜暴富，于是合伙出老千，结局却是四处逃窜。Tod（Shahkrit Yamnarm）京城名吧的魔术师，人送外号“牌仙”，切牌换牌手法灵活自然几乎看不出任何破绽。Sian（Suthep Po-ngam）造假卖假佛牌的老手，是一个佛牌专家。他的侄子Riang（Akkharin Akkharanithimeatharat)狡猾无比，天生嗜赌成性。为了让牌技高超的Tod挑战赌坛真正的大仙，他们开出巨款，让Tod最后决定加入他们的队伍。Riang还试着让自己暗恋已久的性感舞女Sri(Pattara Atiratkul)充当这次任务的诱饵。
回复 :The boisterous, arrogant professor Challenger, a reputed biologist and anthropologist, dares the London Zoological Society to mount an expedition to verify his spectacular claim, without physical proof, that his previous expedition to the Amazonian basin found live dinosaurs. Apart from him and his 'socialite' counterpart, professor Summerlee, it consists of experienced discoverer Lord Roxbury, the young reporter Ed Malone -who got publicly struck down with Challenger's umbrella at his arrival- and Jennifer Holmes, Malone's news agency's boss's daughter, essentially as conditions for putting up the money. In Brazil they are joined by Jennifer's brother David and local 'guide' Manuel Gomez. They soon discover the dinosaurs are real and dangerous, like giant spiders, but loose their helicopter and thus are desperate for a way down from the isolated plateau. They learn Roxbury knew about the fate of Burton White, an explorer whose diary they find, thus presume to be dead, in search of diamonds, and confirmation of the local tribe being the lethal guardians of the plateau's secrets, but also get surprising help...
回复 :翻拍自法国电影《无法触碰aaa。故事改编自真人真事，在一次跳伞事故后，富有的贵族下肢瘫痪，生活无法自理，因此他找了黑人青年来家里帮佣。这是一位底层出身的年轻人，刚从监狱出来。两个世界碰撞、融合，一段不可思议的奇妙友情诞生了。
