范坚强(徐峥 饰)是一名国家二级咨询师，无码开着一家普通的心理诊所，无码挣着一月四千的工资，无房无车，却有着一个性感美丽的空姐女友苏茜(林鹏 饰)。中秋节是他和女友约定好拜见岳父岳母的日子，在紧急结束了对病人掉坑男（仁龙 饰）的心理治疗后，和女友开着向死党吴奋丹(郭明翔 饰)借的车从上海开往苏茜父母杭州的家。一到苏茜家，范坚强就被眼前别墅的规模震撼的瞠目结舌，而更他吃惊的是，苏茜的父亲，竟然是自己的病人风衣大叔苏伯虎(许绍雄 饰)。苏伯虎是一名很有名望的经济学教授，分外看重名声的他不相信范坚强的职业操守，担心着自己不为人知的秘密被范坚强所泄露，令自己身败名裂，所以一心想要把范坚强赶走。而范坚强事先准备的应对岳父岳母的考题也无法骗过先前为自己出谋划策的苏伯虎，只得坦诚相待。知根知底的二人一见面就冲突不断，笑料百出。一穷二白的范坚强到底能否获得岳父的认可，最终搞定岳父大人？
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回复 :担当某广告公司主管职务的马科尔斯（艾迪·墨菲饰）是一位英俊潇洒、事业爱情双得意的黑人男子。他的风度翩翩和温文尔雅使无数妙龄女郎投怀送抱，也正因为如此，马科尔斯与每位女郎的爱情都犹如暴风骤雨一般来的激烈，却很快无影无踪。不久他所在的公司与别家企业合并，新来的女上司杰奎琳（RobinGivens饰）性感迷人，马科尔斯将其锁定为下一个目标。很快两人一拍即合，但在一夜欢愉之后，他却如曾经那些被他抛弃的女郎一样被杰奎琳抛弃。这令马科尔斯倍受打击，事业急转直下……
回复 :The subject of Danièle Huillet and Jean-Marie Straub’s Der Tod des Empedokles (The Death of Empedocles, 1987) is the Greek pre-Socratic philosopher Empedocles (c. 490 BC – 430 BC), who lived in the Greek colony of Agrigentum in Sicily. His theories are mentioned in several of Plato’s dialogues. He maintained that all matter is made up of four irreducible elements: water, earth, air and fire. A mystic and a poet, he is considered to be the founder of classical rhetoric. He is also thought to be the last Greek philosopher to write in verse; two fragments of his works survive: Katharmoi (Purifications) and Peri Phuseôs (On Nature). An advocate of democracy, he came into conflict with his fellow citizens of Agrigentum and, as result, was banished with his young disciple, Pausanius. When he was asked to return, he preferred to commit suicide by throwing himself into the active volcano at Mount Aetna.The German writer Friedrich Hölderlin wrote two versions of Der Tod des Empedokles in 1798 and 1800, and a final third version in 1820, all three ultimately unfinished. They were conceived as five-act tragedies and all three differ in plot. According to Michael Hamburger, Hölderlin’s English-language translator,the main reason why Hölderlin finished no version of the play must be that he remained too closely identified with Empedocles, at the very period in his life when his own view of the poet as philosopher, prophet and priest – and as tragic hero – was subject to perpetual crisis and re-examination.Huillet-Straub’s The Death of Empedocles is based on Hölderlin’s first version (the longest of the three), whereas Black Sin is based on the third version.
回复 :退休军官老丁（洪金宝 饰）因“健忘症”弄丢孙女，内疚回到老家。邻居小女孩春花（陈沛妍 饰）成为他的慰藉。可女孩的父亲（刘德华 饰）无意卷入了当地黑帮团伙的争斗中。老丁为营救春花挺身而出，也寻回那份作为军人的骄傲和弥补作为爷爷的过错。
