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影片开始,久久精品相声大师侯宝林和郭启儒上台鞠躬,久久精品要给大家说一段电影相声。最开始侯宝林先展示了一段电影魔术,把搭档一会儿变大,一会儿变小,闹出不少的笑话。接着他们进入了本片的故事:说的是在一个晴朗的日子里,北京动物园门口人头攒动。有一个戴鸭舌帽的男人(侯宝林 饰)嫌队伍太长,想方设法插队或者混进动物园。进园后,他的各种不文明现象不仅没有收敛,反而变本加厉。时而乱丢果皮纸屑,时而违反规定随便逗弄动物。后来他躺在长椅上睡觉,偏偏旁边训练大象吸引了他的注意力,由此闹出了更多的笑话……本片根据著名相声表演艺术家侯宝林的经典相声作品改编。

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吴倩莲

发表于7分钟前

回复 :天性善良,谨小慎微的Selim经营着一家男士衬衣店。由于经济环境不景气,即使收入比一般人要好,Selim也不敢随意消费,妻子和女儿对此表示理解。一天偶遇暴雨,Selim叫了一辆出租车回家,意外发现出租车后座上有个装满美金的皮包,他赶紧下车去找那位乘客。乘客已经不在原地,Selim心惊胆战地将这袋美金带了回家,无意中获悉这笔巨款是一位贪污的银行职员在出逃途中遗失的,他改变了归还失主的想法。Selim开始变得出手阔绰,尽管难掩内心的恐慌,妻子怀疑他突然大方的原因,他解释说是自己买彩票中了大奖。楼下的女孩趁Selim的家人外出前来勾引他,Selim按捺不住,以近乎粗暴的方式占有了女孩。妻子和家人忽然折返,撞破了Selim的好事。Selim羞愧地闪躲,一不小心从自家公寓楼坠落到大街上。


黄琦雯

发表于4分钟前

回复 :Nothing compares to the magic and excitement of the holidays in New York City, where the streets blaze with lights, windows dazzle and a special box from Tiffany could change the course of a person’s life. Or several lives. Rachel and Gary (Zoey Deutch, Ray Nicholson) are happy enough but not quite ready for that big commitment. Ethan and Vanessa (Kendrick Smith Sampson, Shay Mitchell), the perfect picture, are just about to make it official. When a simple mix-up of gifts causes all of their paths to cross, it sets off a series of twists and unexpected discoveries that lead them where they’re truly meant to be. Because love – like life – is full of surprises, in the holiday romance Something from Tiffany’s.


工兵乐队

发表于5分钟前

回复 :Natsuko Yashiro (aka Yujo Oribe) stars as Yuki, who picks up a gay hitchhiker after leaving her husband’s house following an argument. When the hitchhiker discovers his boyfriend having sex with a woman, he decides to keep traveling with Yuki. They reach a diner, which is filled with scummy Deliverance rejects who proceed to rape and torture them for most of the film.


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